“There are climbers sleeping on the rock as we write this, very fit, very experienced climbers who will need the better part of a week to knock off. They will sleep there, haul gear from station to station, and even defecate into PVC pipes and carry it with them for disposal later in order to finish the climb.”

If I’m clinging to the side of a rock, 2,000 feet in the air, I’m just going to let my poop fly like a bird. Also, do the writers at SB Nation translate their pieces from English into another language and then back to English?