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I think Clinton should be doing damage control, already, ahead of New Hampshire.

Her biggest asset (to progressive voters) is her supposedly being more likely to win in the general election vis a vis Bernie, but ff she gets spanked in New Hampshire after sputtering in Iowa, that ‘more likely to win’ argument is going down the shitter.

I wonder what it’s like to be her. Does she realize that old wrinkly Bernie Sanders is more charismatic than she is? Is anyone allowed to talk about it while she’s in the room? I bet her maids and cooks walk around her like they’re on eggshells.

In real life, she’s probably like a mix between Imelda Marcos and Bruce Banner. She imagines she’s ingenious and adored by millions inside her little bubble, but when that bubble pops, she turns into the Incredible Hulk. Hillary knows her husband has cheated on her 20 times, and she knows that the whole world knows about it, too.

All that being publicly scorned. All that repressed rage. I wonder if she’s ever gotten physically violent.