Oh, so he’s not in France anymore. Red Eye on a Monday is a great way to ease back into the work week. Hopefully he grew a Van Gogh-style beard while away.

“”cheesecakey recruitment video.””

I feel this aspersion of the character of Alpha Phi sisters is entirely unwarranted. Those are college students, Mr Welsh, the future of this country. They represented themselves with great professionalism and dignity, and assembled a very finely produced, cinematically compelling video product, in which I found nothing deserving of this sort of derisive dismissal. Did you go graduate college, Mr Welch? Well perhaps your remarks reflect repressed jealousy of their superior academic accomplishments, then.

I suspect other people making these unkind, derogatory comments are similarly diploma-challenged, and very likely suffering from emotional disorders related to their far higher-than-normal Body Mass Index-levels. They are also ugly. And while they think they are cool…alas, they are not.