9 Awesome Bug-Out Vehicles

Here they
are in no particular order:

WOLVERINES!!!!
Need I say more. I still vow to buy a 78 Cheyenne one of these
days. Nothing says BUG OUT like Swayze tearing through the mountains
of Colorado in this awesome K10. I loved this truck when I first
saw Red
Dawn
in the 80′s and I love it now.

I’d
say an erupting Volcano is a pretty solid reason to BUG OUT, wouldn’t
you? I love the snorkel on this red beast. I vowed during the
Big Auto Bail Outs to only ever buy Ford vehicles, but this truck
would almost convince me to go back on my word. Maybe I can buy
pre-2008 Chevys. I’ll have to think about that one. This
truck is the only reason to ever watch Dante’s
Peak
!

Hunting and
killing large man-eating grub worms was my 2nd pick only to SURVIVAL
INSTRUCTOR when it came to my choice of careers. And, there’s
nothing I’d rather do it in than this sweet piece of BOV.
I just love that side mount fire extinguisher and you can’t
even buy that cool of a paint job. I freakin’ love this
truck.

I wanted
a dirt bike for years after watching Rambo tear through creeks
and fields running from the law on this 250. It wasn’t until
later in life that I really began to appreciate the BUG OUT properties
of a dirt bike: gas mileage, maneuverability, off-road capability,
price and the list goes on and on.

A picture
speaks 1000 words. Ironhide’s massive weapons arsenal aside,
this truck is still a beast! Originally designed as a platform
for dump trucks and buses, power isn’t an issue with this
truck. You can probably pull your house OUT OF DODGE as well with
this monster. And, you can see over the miles of backed up traffic
in front of you with how high this thing sits off the ground.
This way you can judge how many cars you have to drive over to
get to your destination. ROLL ON!

As far as
desired BUG OUT features go, I don’t think you can beat
Batman’s Tumbler. It climbs walls and shoot missiles for
peat’s sake. And, it has a built in motorcycle. There’s
hardly a Bug Out Scenario to compete with the havoc that Gotham
has experienced so this vehicle is a proven winner. I need to
go to my local Tumbler dealer and see how much these cost. I wonder
if it comes in Woodland Camo?

I’m
a FORD guy and this truck speaks to my soul. It says “Come
on, hop in. I’ll gladly take you to your BOL.” Lifted
just enough to be completely cool and rolling on 35 inch tires
this truck means business. It’s not flashy, but it sure
would be functional when it comes to getting you through a hell-storm
on the way outta dodge. I will own this truck before I die.

Don’t
laugh just yet. Though only 1 horse power, this vehicle can probably
out perform all of the others listed. It can go almost anywhere
– on or off road. It runs on renewable energy – grass.
You can burn it’s poop for fuel. This horse is a survivor
and certainly has the strength to haul you and your measly 45
pound Bug Out Bag for many many miles. HOOAH!

Off-road
lights. Sweet brush guard. Lifted. Pretty good gas mileage. What
more can you ask for in a BOV? Though the DeLorean Time Travel
car in the movie might get you out of dodge quicker, it needs
a long straight path and you may not get that in the midst of
a disaster Bug Out. This little SR5 doesn’t care if the
path is straight, or smooth. It can probably handle about anything
you throw at it. Sign me up – I’m a believer.

Well, that’s
the list. Is your favorite MOVIE BUG OUT VEHICLE in this list?
What did I miss?

Remember,
it’s not IF but WHEN,

Creek

James (from
the comments below) is right! No MOVIE BUG OUT vehicle list would
be complete without the mention of a ZOMBIE FLICK. The modified
Ford E-350 Zombie Killing Buses in Dawn
of the Dead
definitely make the list! If the Zombie Apocalypse
hits, I want one of these suckers. I’ll take the one with
the Zombie Plow, please.