Turkeys Gobbler, Cobbler Only Recipients of Presidential Pardons This Year

Nothing major, just honest questions about the candidate’s
positions/actions. If you don’t know what your guy feels about
taxes or what have you, you shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

It’s an election to see who runs a large criminal gang. “Honest
questions” would not be on the menu. Sample question for voters in
Chicago in 2016:

Which most accurately describes the current national economic
situation:

1) Soon-to-be-President-Elect Biden will inherit the mess Bush
caused, and which President Obama (PBUH) has done a magnificent job
of starting to turn around. The 15% unemployment rate is totally
the fault of the Republicans.

2 – 9) (Insert a long list of answers, marking any of which will
disqualify a potential voter)