Swedes Ship the Unemployed Off to Norway (Watch Out, Canada)

Welcome to Canada,
it’s the Maple Leaf State.
Canada, oh Canada, it’s great!
The people are nice and they speak French, too.
If you don’t like it, man, you sniff glue.
The Great White North, their kilts are plaid,
Hosers take off, it’s not half bad.

I want to be where yaks can run free,
Where Royal Mounties can arrest me.

Let’s go to Canada, let’s leave today,
Canada, oh, Canada, I s’il vous plait.